About BarkingSpider.life
Our Mission
At BarkingSpider.life, we're dedicated to preserving and celebrating the time-honored tradition of blaming mysterious sounds on the legendary barking spider. Through humor, community stories, and "scientific research," we keep this beloved excuse alive for future generations.
Our Story
2024
The idea for BarkingSpider.life was born during a particularly awkward elevator ride where multiple barking spiders were allegedly present.
Early 2025
Launch of our first "scientific study" into barking spider occurrences in various social situations.
March 2025
Website launch and formation of the Barking Spider Network, connecting barking spider enthusiasts worldwide.
Meet the Team
The Spider Whisperer
Our anonymous founder and chief barking spider researcher. Legend has it they've never encountered a barking spider they couldn't blame something on.
The Sound Collector
Our audio specialist who's always in the right place at the right time to capture authentic barking spider sounds.
The Story Keeper
Curator of our vast collection of user-submitted barking spider encounters and keeper of the sacred excuse traditions.
Join Our Mission
We're always looking for fellow enthusiasts to join our community. Whether you're a frequent barking spider encounter survivor or just appreciate a good excuse, there's a place for you here.
Want to contribute? Email us at join@barkingspider.life