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Hot Mic at the United Nations

Working as a translator at the UN. Important security council meeting. I'm in the booth, microphone on, translating a dignitary's speech, when—PRRRT—a bark

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Working as a translator at the UN. Important security council meeting. I'm in the booth, microphone on, translating a dignitary's speech, when—PRRRT—a barking spider makes its international debut. I forgot to mute my mic.

The Russian delegate without missing a beat said through his translator, "I move we table this discussion until after lunch." Unanimous agreement from all security council members.

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