From the story archive · Fictional encounter
Called to testify before a Senate committee about industry regulations. Senators from both parties questioning me under oath. C-SPAN cameras rolling. Just as I swear to tell the truth—BRAAAP—a barking spider submits its testimony.
The committee chairman, without missing a beat, states for the record: "Let it reflect that at least something honest has been heard in this chamber today." Bipartisan laughter for the first time in years.