From the story archive · Fictional encounter
Attending UK Parliament as a visitor during Prime Minister's Questions. Packed public gallery, intense debate below. Just as the opposition leader asks a pointed question—BRAAAP—a barking spider joins the parliamentary proceedings.
The Prime Minister, without missing a beat, responds: "I believe the Honorable Member from the gallery has expressed the public's opinion quite succinctly." Both parties united in laughter for the first time in years.