From the story archive · Fictional encounter
Attending a major golf tournament. Standing right behind the tee box at the 18th hole. Dead silence as the tournament leader prepares their final drive when—PFFFT—a barking spider breaks the strict golf etiquette.
The golfer pauses, then smiles slightly before absolutely crushing the drive 320 yards down the fairway. Later credited the moment for "breaking the tension" in the post-win interview. The barking spider is now part of golf history.